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" THIS PRESIDENT HAS BROUGHT US OUT OF THE DARK AND INTO THE LIGHT " - Hmmmmm......I thought it was General Electric?

" ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE " - Assistant Surgeon General Ali S. Khan, Urges Americans to Prepare for ‘Zombie Apocalypse’

General Smedley Butler -



Newly Released Documents Detail U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder's Department of Justice’s Role in Organizing Trayvon Martin Protests against George Zimmerman... -


TAGS: general electric corporate personhood
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More politifakes by crankyhead

crankyhead - September 18, 2012, 10:16 pm
Seriously, I made this a year ago. What're the odds?
crankyhead - September 18, 2012, 10:14 pm
Hey Willard... is this the type of 47% you were talking about? Corporations are people, right?

AMERICAN IRON BABY - Seriously, can you picture a Prius bound liberal jumping the swamp? Of course not. Go Right Wing 2012

The 'Nam -

George Washington General Orders -

COWARDICE - General McClellan's strategy is alive and well

Government In General -

LIBERAL HYPOCRACY - What's next, Lindsay Lohan in charge of the DARE program?

GENERAL ELECTION - Vote from Column A or Column B.

GUNS AND PORN - Whatever you want, baby, I got the hookup.

GENENERAL GRIEVOUS FOR PRESIDENT - The minority vote will win

ELECTRIC CARS - Once a reality, but destroyed by conservative interests

GOVERNMENT ANTI-OBESITY CAMPAIGN - "Do as I say, not as I do..." As always, Liberals know best how to control our lives, but not theirs

IN JUSTICE OR BOXING... - ...remember to "Stick & Move, Stick & Move."

GAY RIGHTS - you take them where you find them. Conservatives really DON'T care.

CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICANS - They wasted their time making noise about a political eschatology that never, ever was even going to occur. EVER.

FUNNY HOW THINGS - Can go from bad to worse.

BUMPER STICKERS - You can always peel them off, but you still gotta walk with the sting.

TAGS: romney ryan president general election
Rating: 2.33/5

More politifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - June 30, 2013, 5:17 am
I beg you pardon, sir, but I would never sully my Chevy Volt with something as ba*** as a bumper sticker for a political candidate: it's bad for the paint!
foxrecon19d - June 29, 2013, 4:08 pm
HEY Cannabal! Goo Gone is great for helping you get your OBAMA 2012 bumper sticker off your Chevy Volt!
thatmfguy - April 9, 2013, 8:47 pm
I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love.


MOST RETARDED STATE OF THE UNION - So, Texas, what are you gonna do when Obama gets out of office? Are you gonna petition for re-annexation then?

TAGS: texas secession obama general election
Rating: 1.89/5

More politifakes by Cannabal

PapaFox - November 15, 2012, 10:02 am
No problem, they won't need those things once we give Texas back to Mexico.
Cannabal - November 15, 2012, 8:36 am
Don't forget: no more federal welfare programs--like the National Guard; and the Border Patrol.
PapaFox - November 15, 2012, 8:00 am
But before they leave, they have to pay off their share of the national debt. :-D

REPUBLICANS - Don't worry everyone, the League of Extraordinarily Rich Men will come save us from Obama's Socialism in 2016!

ELEPHANT GRAVEYARD - How the GOP is assembling its platform for futures elections.

Most Transparent Administration Ever??? -

The Dukes Of Hazzard -

10 RINOs Who Voted To Confirm Loretta Lynch -

Dedication -

In Russia, We Elect You -

RINO Rogers the “Prince of Pork” -

A Supreme Court decision is the law of the land -

TAGS: supreme court texas attorney general g** marriage
Rating: 3.66/5

More politifakes by fauxnews

fauxnews - July 1, 2015, 4:24 pm
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 4:23 pm
Anytime ^_^ To be honest, you are a little bit out there - so I don't agree with everything you say,FN. But on this,you are on point ...Plus,nothing is more amusing than watching you push EMma's bu.ttons - seems like all you have to do is show up. Cheers
fauxnews - July 1, 2015, 4:19 pm
Thank you for the shout out, Guest :-)(#77581) Cheers
fauxnews - July 1, 2015, 4:13 pm
Sry,but I still DGAF.So what if you're embarrassed you blew it?How's that my prob?You'll never get me 2 agree with you,or join you in your dishonesty.Whining to me isnt gonna change anything...Let us know when you actually decide to"move along" Cheers :-)
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 3:59 pm
In the meanwhile, you might want to get some aloe for your nostrils. They must be burning ^.^ Too bad they don't have aloe for your burning temper - those b***.ons are red ho.t today
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 3:53 pm
of course citizens have the democratic right to protest laws.But whiners like Wallace or Paxton dont have the right to defy law,they were hired to administer the laws of the land.So they need to GTFO.You're too busy projecting to see the point of the meme
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 3:51 pm
[#77578] The poster is right on the $$$ actually. Again, the poster isn't arguing that the constitution doesn't change. Nor is it arguing that citizen shouldn't protest law. It is ridiculing govt officials like Governor Wallace and Ken Paxton.
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 3:48 pm
i noticed that as well, apparently so have the others.
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 3:47 pm
this pi.ssed you off so badly that you vomited coffee thru your nose? So much for saying it didn't push your bu.ttons^.^... You go around lecturing others as if you are in a position of authority,when really you are just a troll with a persecution complex
MMessEnnBeeCee - July 1, 2015, 3:35 pm
I blew nothing. Your poster is pure BS. Especially the STFU comment.As I stated, if people did that, the Volstead Act or Prohibition, it would still be the "Law of the Land".
MMessEnnBeeCee - July 1, 2015, 3:34 pm
I just blew coffee thru my nose after reading your comment. Pretending to be a mod? Where in the hell did that crap come from?
rebeccaolsen - July 1, 2015, 2:33 pm
ain't no thang :)
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 2:28 pm
Thank you for being generous with your toys, Rebecca, and sharing EMma with the rest of us ^_^
rebeccaolsen - July 1, 2015, 1:32 pm
Cheers :)
fauxnews - July 1, 2015, 1:31 pm
Thank you for the kind words, Becca. I must be doing SOMETHING right,mate; I haven't gotten a cigarette joke from you lately. ;-) Cheers
rebeccaolsen - July 1, 2015, 1:29 pm
Great poster Faux. 5 "ferocious"(lol) Lions. :-D Well ya kinda nailed that one!
rebeccaolsen - July 1, 2015, 1:26 pm
Yea! Our lolcow is back! :-D And here I was worrying for nothing that I had broken our favorite 'toy-MMess-doll' the last time we played. Silly me :)
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 12:51 pm
That's clearly the point of the poster, and mine.No one here's arguing ga.y marriage wont be overturned one day or that the constitution doesnt change over time.That's your warped reading because you're too busy projecting.Your bu.ttons do that to ya ^_^
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 12:47 pm
of course the average voter has the democratic right to protest laws.But whiners like George Wallace or Ken Paxton dont have the right to defy law, they were hired to administer the laws of the land.So they need to GTFO and get a different job or STFU
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 12:39 pm
yeah, yeah, yeah - this is pushing your bu.ttons and you are too insecure to be honest about it. Got the memo, thanks.I don't care about any of that.THE POINT I DO CARE ABOUT - this poster is referring to government officials, not the average citizen
fauxnews - July 1, 2015, 12:35 pm
Well, thank ya Zeit and Guest. Thawnk yuz vury mutch. *in my best worst Elvis voice* ;-) Cheers
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 12:30 pm
I second that, Zeit! ^_^ 5Ls on your comments Fauxnews.[#77561,#77562,#77563] That was a work of art, FN - PWNing as poetry. Magnificent.
Zeitguy - July 1, 2015, 12:18 pm
I love when Trolls get called out!
fauxnews - July 1, 2015, 12:14 pm
because I have enough sense not to debate a fool trolling me.However,your history of pointing out“other’s ignorance"(on the other hand)has only backfired on you historically.So go for it.Knock yourself out-ironically,you do so anyways LITERALLY X-D Cheers
fauxnews - July 1, 2015, 12:02 pm
(#77560)And,again,nothin'you're saying(or have said)will change the facts that(A)you"blew it"and(B)that I plan to remain a member here :-D Not my prob if those 2facts push your bu.ttons.You're barking up the wrong"dead"tree X-D My roots are firmly planted
fauxnews - July 1, 2015, 11:58 am
(#77559) correction: you have 'the freedom' to BS and be dishonest.only you would see that as "a right", mostly because you lack the integrity and moral authority to see past your own "ignorance." no one buys your pretending-to-be-a-mod "routine." X-D
MMessEnnBeeCee - July 1, 2015, 8:37 am
and I understand perfectly well why you are afraid to debate me and it's not that it gets h**, it's that you can't do it without losing your cool or using the name calling routine you are so well know for.
MMessEnnBeeCee - July 1, 2015, 8:23 am
Fauxnews: I did move on until I saw this ignorant poster. I reserve the right to point out ignorance where I see it.
MMessEnnBeeCee - July 1, 2015, 8:20 am
If the citizens had just STFU, those two laws I cited would still be the "Law of the Land". Unjust laws and SCOTUS rulings need to be protested by citizens to get them fixed.
MMessEnnBeeCee - July 1, 2015, 8:19 am
Looks like you completely missed my point. Look at the wording in the poster, now look at how previous rulings were "Laws of the Land" and were overturned later. Now add the fauxnews statement "kindly STFU" Says a lot that I had to explain that to you.
MMessEnnBeeCee - July 1, 2015, 8:17 am
I'm not worked up any more than anyone else on this site. The fact that you can't see that speaks volumes.
MMessEnnBeeCee - July 1, 2015, 8:16 am
nah, sounds like fauxnews had his but.tons pushed. Try reading comments before coming to conclusions.
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 4:35 am
when you get all worked up like that over constitutional law, your reasoning becomes [dare I say] so emotional it is pretty darn ga.y. Or to quote you, "Oooooo." Ga.y indeed. Fitting ^_^
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 4:26 am
By citing examples of how present Supreme court rulings take precedent over the past,you're only making his point for him -ie.at present,ga.y marriage is the law of your land.Glad to see you accept it,albeit unintentionally.Take a deep breath next time EM
guest818 - July 1, 2015, 4:22 am
Hmm.Sounds like your b.uttons were pushed again,EM ^.^ You're so angry over this that you can't see things straight - i.e.the Supreme ct. since 1850 and 1920 has overruled BOTH examples.Until that happens with g** marriage,it remains your law of the land.
fauxnews - July 1, 2015, 1:48 am
Nothing good ever comes from our exchanges other than disruption of this forum. So, for the sake of peace on the site: pretty please 'with sugar on top', grow a spine and actually stick to your own words for a change and "MOVE ON."(#77120) Cheers.
fauxnews - July 1, 2015, 1:43 am
I thought you said you were "moving on."(#77120)Your exact words,were "As you requested, i'm moving on." So why don't you be a good little troll and follow your own advice.Im not debating somebody whose obviously been aggressively trying to antagonize me.
MMessEnnBeeCee - July 1, 2015, 12:17 am
Or the 18th amendment (prohibition) and the fact that SCOTUS upheld it in 1920. I wonder if people were telling everyone "It's the law of the land. Now kindly STFU"?
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 30, 2015, 11:53 pm
You might want to read the Fugitive Slave Act of 1850 and SCOTUS opinions approving of it.

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Military Intelligence Is An Oxymoron -